Due to quality control issues, Saint Peter's questionnaire at the Pearly Gates has gotten stricter. Still think you can get into heaven with all your terrible opinions? Check out this list and find out!
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man was suddenly struck with fear as he stood in line to enter Heaven when Saint Peter unexpectedly asked him to answer how many warriors were in the tribe of Simeon at the time of the Exodus.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates in Heaven.
Published: Monday, August 27th, 2018 @ 10:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Mr. William Frank Simmons Sr., 73, died Monday, Aug. 8, 2011. A funeral will be conducted at 2 p.m. Sunday at Saint Peter’s Ministries, Aurora, with Dr. Mickey Ricardo Fields officiating.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2011 @ 3:25 pm
By: Announcements
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